i just moved a 150 pound hide-a-bed out of my bedroom and into the living room all by myself. (not because no one would help me, but because i’m home alone right now)

for those who don’t know, i am 5’7” and 115 LBS, so i’m sure you can just picture how hysterical it must have looked.

it took me a goddamn hour because the couch is wider than the door frame so i had to twist it and shove it awkward ways and i got stuck between the door and the couch a couple times. i also cut my thumb and knuckle open and bruised my arm.

i need to stop setting such ridiculous out-of-reach goals for myself.

i also need to get a job that i can actually picture myself staying at longer than a shift.